About this Product
? Funny Vintage Card – “You Are Bad Luck”
Some friends bring wine, others bring chaos. This vintage-inspired card is the perfect roast for the person who always seems to be around… when everything is falling apart. Equal parts dramatic and hilarious, it’s perfect for friendships built on sarcasm, honesty, and a little misfortune.
Card Specs (bad luck not included):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — space for your own jinx-worthy thoughts
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (strong enough to survive a curse)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-luck friendly)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, risk the bad vibes)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, roasts, friendship cards, or anytime you want to tell someone they’re basically a walking black cat (with love).
