About this Product
? Funny Retro Card – “Do You Have Any F*cks? Nope. Go Fish.”
Vintage charm with a modern bite. This cheeky card features glamorous retro ladies, a card game, and the perfect punchline for when you’re all out of patience (or f*cks to give). Equal parts classy and savage — just the way we like it.
Card Specs (snarky but sustainable):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for your own sass
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than your tolerance for nonsense)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly shade)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Waste the f*cks)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, friendships, inside jokes, or just letting someone know you’re fresh out of f*cks.
