About this Product
Let’s face it—some people were born to be cranky old biddies with a vendetta and strong jaw strength. This card is for your future Florida retiree who’s going to “accidentally” run over someone’s foot with a Rascal scooter in the Publix parking lot.
Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or honestly just Tuesday.
? Product Specs:
Card size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5" folded)
Blank inside—because biting people is a personal expression
Printed on luxe, hand-cut 120# cardstock that can survive a purse full of Werther’s Originals
Includes a matching A2 envelope
Comes in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships flat, rigid, and ready to judge
Inconceivable Cards and Gifts
Dexter, MI
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