About this Product
☕ “Sentence Enhancers” Birthday Card
For the friend who adds a little spice to every sentence… and every celebration.
Front Message: You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers. Bottom Text: Happy Fcking Birthday* (delivered with pearls and perfect posture)
Inside: Blank—so you can add your own enhanced message.
? Why You'll F*cking Love It:
For the classy friend with the mouth of a sailor and the poise of a debutante
Vintage art meets modern sass
Strong tea and stronger language? Say less.
? Card Specs:
Printed on luscious 120# hand-cut cardstock (like grandma’s doilies, but sassier)
Folded A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") with matching envelope
Blank inside for your boldest birthday wishes (or just more swearing)
Wrapped in a compostable cello sleeve
Ships flat in a sturdy, recycled rigid mailer
