Funny "Let's Get Drunk and Say Things" Birthday Card, Thinking of You

$4.50
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About this Product

? "Things Unsaid" Greeting Card

Because your mouth and tequila are in a toxic codependent relationship.

She’s glamorous, grinning, and 3 drinks away from ruining a family reunion. This card is the perfect cocktail of sass and questionable decision-making—ideal for the friend who always says the quiet part out loud (and you love her for it).

Front Text: “Some things are better left unsaid. But let’s get drunk and say them anyway.”

Inside: Blank — like your memory the morning after.

Perfect for:

  • Birthdays

  • Girls’ night invitations

  • Apology follow-ups (just in case)

  • Anyone who talks too much when tipsy and regrets nothing


? Why You’ll Love It

  • Printed on 120# premium hand-cut cardstock — strong enough to support emotional outbursts

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Blank inside for your bold confessions, bad ideas, or toast that turns into a rant

  • Includes a matching envelope

  • Wrapped in compostable cellophane

  • Ships in a rigid, recycled mailer because we drink responsibly, but ship like pros

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Dexter, MI
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