About this Product
Not all reasons are good ones. This cheeky vintage-inspired card tells it like it is — sometimes life’s chaos is less fate and more bad choices. Equal parts glamorous and brutally honest, this card is perfect for birthdays, friendship roasts, or anytime you want to poke fun at someone’s questionable decisions.
Card Specs (sassy but sustainable):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own roast or words of wisdom
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (stronger than your impulse control)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-sass approved)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Make fun of the choices)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, questionable life moments, best friends who thrive on chaos, or anyone who needs a laugh at their own expense.
