About this Product
You better watch out. You better not pout. You better not cry — I’m telling you why… Because Santa’s patience ran out decades ago.
This card blends nostalgic vintage holiday art with the kind of humor that’ll make your friends spit out their eggnog. Perfect for people who prefer their Christmas cheer with a dash of profanity and zero sugar coating.
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for your unfiltered holiday wishes
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# cardstock
Comes with a matching envelope
Card wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Santa approves)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
Occasions: ? Christmas | ? Funny Holiday Greetings | ? Anti-Cheer Card | ? Naughty List Humor | ? Office Gag Gift
