"I F-ing Love You" Funny, Sassy and Sexy Card for Valentine's Day, Thinking Of You, Anniversary!

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About this Product

? “Love You, Love You” Card

When words fail, but your hormones and feelings are both screaming in perfect harmony — this card steps in.

This one’s for the couples who know that passion and affection go hand in hand (and occasionally handcuffs). Whether it’s a spicy anniversary, a flirty Valentine’s Day, or just your Tuesday ritual of being wildly obsessed with each other, this card is exactly the right amount of romantic and raunchy.

Front Text (with sass & censorship flair): "I fcking love you & I LOVE fcking you." (Can’t say we’re not poetic.)

Inside: Blank. Because you're going to want to freestyle that filth or fluff yourself.


? Card Details

  • Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock

  • Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"

  • Includes matching A2 envelope

  • Blank inside for your steamy sentiments

  • Packaged in a compostable protective sleeve

  • Ships in a sturdy, eco-friendly envelope


? Why You’ll Love It

  • Equal parts raunch and romance

  • For couples who quote Shakespeare and sext

  • Looks adorable until you actually read it. Then it hits.

  • Great for spicy anniversaries, birthdays, or a “just because I’m horny” gift

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