Funny Shuck It Cancer Card, Cancer Support Card, Funny Get Well Card, Cancer Survivor Gift, Rude Get Well Card, Cancer Sucks, Fuck Cancer

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About this Product

"Shuck It, Cancer!" Encouragement Card

Because sometimes the best medicine is rage and a vegetable pun.

This furious little ear of corn is done with your diagnosis’ BS. A card that shouts what your friend might be too exhausted to say themselves: SHUCK. THAT. NOISE. It's bold, it’s sassy, and it’s oddly cathartic.

Front text: “Shuck It, Cancer!” (angry corn included)

Inside: Blank — for whatever unfiltered message you need to scream into the void.

Perfect for:

  • Friends in treatment

  • Survivors reclaiming their fire

  • Anyone who needs a laugh during a crappy chapter

  • Moments when “thinking of you” just doesn’t cut it


Why You’ll Love It

  • Printed on premium 120# heavy cardstock — strong enough for tough days

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Blank inside for your message of fight, support, or swears

  • Includes matching A2 envelope

  • Packaged in compostable sleeve

  • Ships flat in rigid recycled mailer — as sturdy as your friend’s spirit

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Dexter, MI
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