About this Product
Product Description:
There’s always that one cousin at Thanksgiving who doesn’t quite fit in. For this turkey trio, it’s the one that looks like he was drawn last-minute by a toddler with crayons. (We’re not judging. He’s still family.)
Perfect for sending some poultry-based paranoia this holiday season — or just reminding someone that they are, in fact, the weird one in the group.
Whether you’re hosting, ghosting, or simply mailing in your gratitude this year, this card brings just the right amount of side-eye to the table.
Card Details:
Printed on premium 120# hand-cut cardstock, thick enough to deflect unsolicited political opinions at dinner
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — small enough to hide behind a gravy boat, powerful enough to roast a cousin
Blank inside — because your family chaos is personal
Includes a matching A2 envelope (also not sketchy)
Wrapped in a compostable cellophane sleeve — because even turkeys deserve a sustainable send-off
Shipped in a rigid eco-friendly mailer to arrive crisp, not crumpled
