About this Product
?️ "Old, Lazy, and Indoorsy" Greeting Card
For the hermit in your life who thrives in soft pants and silence.
Front Message: I'm sorry I'm old and lazy and don't like to go out. Maybe next time. But let's be honest. Probably not.
Inside: Blank — just like my weekend plans.
? Why You’ll Relate Too Hard:
A perfect card for introverts, couch-dwellers, and anyone allergic to social interaction
Ideal apology for flaking, ghosting, or just prioritizing your nap schedule
No guilt. Just vibes.
? Card Specs:
Printed on premium 120# hand-cut cardstock (aka the weighted blanket of paper)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") folded
Blank inside for your own semi-sincere excuses
Includes a matching A2 envelope
Cello sleeve is compostable (unlike your social energy)
Ships in a rigid, eco-friendly mailer because leaving the house is hard enough
