"Stop Aiming to Please, Start Shooting to Kill" Sarcastic Greeting Card, Support Card

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About this Product

Description:

Meet Annie Oakley, the ultimate queen of “stop-people-pleasing” energy. This card doesn’t sugarcoat anything—it’s a blunt pep talk with vintage sass. Perfect for your friend who’s tired of smiling through nonsense, or anyone ready to trade their metaphorical “polite wave” for a “mic drop.”

Details:

Printed on thick, premium 120# cardstock (built tougher than Annie’s aim).

Card size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2).

Blank inside for your own legendary words of encouragement.

Includes a perfectly sized A2 envelope.

Wrapped in a compostable sleeve because even Annie would recycle.

Ships in a rigid envelope so it arrives sharp-shooter ready.

Why You’ll Love It:

❤️ Blends vintage badass vibes with modern-day “I’m done pleasing people” energy.

❤️ Perfect for celebrating confidence, milestones, or just being a queen with aim.

❤️ Printed on premium cardstock that could probably deflect bullets (metaphorically).

❤️ A card that inspires action with a side of attitude.

❤️ Sustainable and high-quality, just like your standards.

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Dexter, MI
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