About this Product
? Too Old to Tweet, Too Young for Life Alert – Funny Birthday Card
For that sweet spot in life where Facebook feels confusing, Twitter’s now called X (whatever that means), and Life Alert isn’t quite necessary yet. This cheeky birthday card is the perfect roast for friends, siblings, or coworkers who are gracefully (and hilariously) stuck between social media confusion and senior discounts.
Card Specs (because details matter):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your best insults or heartfelt message
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (seriously sturdy — unlike their knees)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (eco-friendly & guilt-free)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ The ideal “you’re not dead yet, but almost” birthday card.
