About this Product
Sorry your uterus is being such an asshole."
Sometimes the only thing worse than cramps, endo flare-ups, or PMS is everyone else’s useless advice about it. Enter this card: blunt, hilarious, and the perfect way to say, “I get it, and your uterus sucks right now.”
Card Specs (the pain-free part):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for solidarity, snark, or wine coupons
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdy enough to survive a heating pad meltdown)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly empathy)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, rage at the uterus)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: friends with periods, endometriosis warriors, hysterectomy recovery, or anyone who deserves a laugh in the middle of menstrual mayhem.
