About this Product
? Funny Vintage Glam Card – “If I Wanted to Be in Your Soap Opera…”
Drama? Darling, that’s for the stage — not everyday life. This sassy vintage-inspired card is perfect for calling out the theatrics without actually stepping into the chaos. Equal parts glamorous and savage, just the way we like it.
Card Specs (drama-free but fabulous):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — space for your own witty commentary
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than your ex’s excuses)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-glam)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, stir the drama)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, friendship roasts, coworkers, or anyone who thrives in drama (but you’d rather watch from the balcony).
