Funny "When I first Met You, I Thought You're a B*tch" Funny Card for Friend

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About this Product

Product Description:

Let’s be honest: some friendships start with side-eye and judgment. And then? BAM—besties. This card celebrates that magical journey from "Who does she think she is?" to "I’d help you hide the body."

Perfect for your sassiest soulmate, your fellow bad decision-maker, or that co-worker turned confidante who definitely gives off “don’t mess with me” vibes. Because real ones don’t bring sunshine—they bring sarcasm and snacks.


Card Front:

“When I first met you, I thought you were a bitch.”

Inside:

“Turns out, I like bitches.”


Card Details:

  • Printed on heavy 120# luxe cardstock (aka, it slaps)

  • Measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded (A2 size)

  • Blank inside (in case you want to get mushy… or not)

  • Includes matching envelope

  • Comes in compostable cellophane sleeve and ships in a recycled mailer

  • Sustainably sassy, always inappropriate—in a good way

Pairs well with:

  • A bottle of wine

  • Bail money

  • 2am texts that say “you up?” and “I did something bad…”

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