About this Product
Product Listing: “Wise Woman” Greeting Card Because sometimes enlightenment sounds a lot like a mic drop.
Front of Card Reads: A wise woman once said, "Fck this sht." And she lived happily ever after.
Tone: Empowered. Unbothered. Slightly sweary. Basically, goals.
Why You Need It:
For your favorite badass who finally quit the job/relationship/diet.
Celebrates the sacred art of letting go—with flair and profanity.
Guaranteed to offend all the right people.
Specs That Slay:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5" folded)
Blank inside (because your rage deserves personalization)
Printed on thick, luxurious 120# hand-cut cardstock (strong enough to hold boundaries)
Comes with matching A2 envelope
Packaged in a compostable cello sleeve (because the earth deserves better too)
Ships in a sturdy, recycled & compostable mailer—your card arrives looking as fierce as the message inside
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Manifesting peace through strategic quitting and stylish stationery.
