Funny "You Conquered Another Year" – Napoleon Birthday Card

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About this Product

Description:

Not all heroes wear crowns—some wear extra-fabulous sashes and charge into birthdays on a warhorse. Celebrate your favorite overachiever with this gloriously dramatic birthday card featuring Napoleon himself, in full “I woke up like this” imperial fashion.

Perfect for anyone who's survived another trip around the sun with flair, dysfunction, and a questionable amount of caffeine. Bonus points if they also enjoy history... or overthrowing empires (metaphorically, of course).


Why You’ll Love It:

  • Printed on thick 120# premium cardstock that even Napoleon would approve (if he weren’t too busy invading Austria)

  • Classic A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside so you can pen your own victory speech

  • Comes with a matching envelope and a compostable cello sleeve—eco-friendly glory

  • Shipped in recycled, rigid packaging tough enough for any battlefield (or mailbox)

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