Funny "You're Good Enough to Drop Kick Someone" Get Well, Funny & Sarcastic Get Well Card

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About this Product

Because some days, love and light just ain’t enough.


Front of Card: “Always remember… You're good enough. You're smart enough. And you're crazy enough to drop kick someone else's crazy if they come at you.”

Hallmark could never.


Card Details:

  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") — just big enough to land a motivational roundhouse kick

  • Blank inside so you can add your own fire or tender mushiness

  • Printed on thick, luxurious 120# hand-cut cardstock (feels fancier than your therapist’s advice)

  • Comes with a matching A2 envelope

  • Wrapped in a compostable cellophane sleeve to protect your sass

  • Ships in a rigid, eco-friendly mailer — because the only thing that should be bent is your sense of humor


Perfect For:

  • Best friends on the verge of snapping (in a good way)

  • Coworkers who survived a meeting that should've been an email

  • Anyone who needs a dose of unhinged encouragement

  • Yourself. Obviously.


For external use only. Not recommended for actual martial arts demonstrations.

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Dexter, MI
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