About this Product
Because some days, love and light just ain’t enough.
Front of Card: “Always remember… You're good enough. You're smart enough. And you're crazy enough to drop kick someone else's crazy if they come at you.”
Hallmark could never.
Card Details:
Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") — just big enough to land a motivational roundhouse kick
Blank inside so you can add your own fire or tender mushiness
Printed on thick, luxurious 120# hand-cut cardstock (feels fancier than your therapist’s advice)
Comes with a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable cellophane sleeve to protect your sass
Ships in a rigid, eco-friendly mailer — because the only thing that should be bent is your sense of humor
Perfect For:
Best friends on the verge of snapping (in a good way)
Coworkers who survived a meeting that should've been an email
Anyone who needs a dose of unhinged encouragement
Yourself. Obviously.
For external use only. Not recommended for actual martial arts demonstrations.