Genghis Khan Birthday Card - "Khan't Believe You Conquered Another Year!"

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Product Description:

? He came. He saw. He partied.

Let’s face it — nobody crushed a birthday goal quite like Genghis Khan crushed… well, everything. This hilariously historic card is perfect for the friend who treats their birthday like a military campaign and expects cake and total domination.

Featuring a party-hat-wearing Genghis Khan holding a slice of cake like it’s sacred plunder, this card screams: “I Khan’t believe you made it another year without getting overthrown.”

Give it to your most fearsome friend, your most chaotic sibling, or your coworker who definitely used to be a warlord in a past life.


Card Details:

  • Printed on ultra-thick 120# hand-cut cardstock — stronger than a Mongol siege wall

  • Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"

  • Blank inside — so you can plot your own birthday message or start a small revolution

  • Comes with a perfectly matched A2 envelope

  • Wrapped in a compostable sleeve

  • Ships in a rigid, eco-friendly mailer because Genghis would want it to arrive unscathed


Pair this with a Mongolian BBQ gift card or just a very confident cake. World domination sold separately.

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