About this Product
Description: Let’s be real — your dad has been storing dad jokes since before Google was a verb. Honor his encyclopedic knowledge of eye-rollers with this pun-packed birthday card that’s sure to make him laugh… or at least chuckle awkwardly while everyone else groans.
Perfect for the father figure who:
Says “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad”
Tells Alexa to “play Freebird” daily
Has one joke and tells it every Thanksgiving
Card specs (because dads love specs):
Printed on thick, premium 120# hand-cut cardstock (dad-approved durability)
Measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded (A2 size)
Blank inside for your own legendary dad joke or heartfelt scribble
Comes with a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in compostable cellophane, because we care about the environment more than your dad’s New Balances
Ships flat in a sturdy, recycled envelope (no dad jokes harmed in transit)
