About this Product
Description:
Celebrate another trip around the sun with the kind of encouragement only a clipboard-wielding disappointment in human form can provide. This end-of-year card delivers a brutal performance review—because what says "congrats" quite like being reminded your efficiency is a “D” but hey, you’re still functioning.
Perfect for exhausted coworkers, burnout buddies, or anyone you love enough to roast just a little.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on luxurious, heavyweight 120# cardstock—thicker than your will to try again next year
Measures 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) folded—compact enough to slide under a pile of ignored tasks
Blank inside so you can add your own disappointing statistics
Includes matching A2 envelope + compostable sleeve, sustainably cynical
Ships in eco-friendly packaging with the same care you gave your 2025 budget (read: more than you expected)
