About this Product
Hertz Love Card – Funny Science Valentine or Anniversary Greeting
"What is love? Baby don’t Hertz me…"
Science puns + 90s nostalgia = the ultimate love card. Featuring physicist Heinrich Hertz, this card is nerdy, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a laugh from your partner, lab mate, or pun-loving friend. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just reminding someone that love shouldn’t sting.
Card Specs (nerdy but romantic):
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- Blank inside — plenty of space for your own equations of love
- Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (durable like true love)
- Comes with a matching envelope
- Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly romance)
- Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, spread the love)
- Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, nerd couples, pun fans, physicists, and anyone who still dances to Haddaway unironically.