About this Product
Product Description:
Nothing says “I’m clinging to sanity by a decorative pumpkin stem” like this thick-knit declaration of seasonal emotional stability. This card screams fall vibes, hot cider, and one too many family members asking, “So… are you seeing anyone?”
Perfect for sending a low-effort, high-impact dose of wholesomeness—especially if your version of “blessed” includes surviving your 3rd family group text this week and keeping the peace with a cousin who believes gravy is a beverage.
You may not be thankful for everyone at the table, but you are thankful you remembered to send this.
Card Details:
Printed on premium 120# cardstock thick enough to survive a cranberry sauce spill
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – perfect for mailing or placing casually next to the wine you brought as a peace offering
Blank inside, because your gratitude is too complicated for Hallmark clichés
Comes with an A2 envelope that also didn’t ask you when you’re getting married
Wrapped in a compostable cellophane sleeve, which is more than we can say for your Aunt Linda’s Tupperware
Ships in a rigid eco-friendly mailer from our studio in Michigan (aka mitten-shaped proof we care)
