About this Product
Honey Badger Birthday – Card for the Zero-F*cks-Given Friend
Description:
Birthdays are for cake, candles, and pretending you care. But not this badger. This badger gives exactly zero f*cks.
This unapologetically savage card is perfect for that one friend who doesn’t get older—they just get bolder, louder, and more allergic to everyone’s crap. Featuring a party-hat-wearing honey badger who looks like it’s two seconds from flipping a table, this card is equal parts hilarious and brutally honest. Just like your bestie.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on heavyweight 120# cardstock – because unlike your tolerance, we don’t do flimsy
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – big enough to deliver the burn, small enough to pretend you’re “classy”
Blank inside – unleash your inner snark, or just sign your name and pretend you tried
Comes with matching A2 envelope + compostable cello sleeve
