About this Product
? Funny Anatomy Diagram Card – “A Hole” Edition
For that special someone who deserves a card as classy as they are… which is to say, not at all. Featuring a vintage medical diagram of the perineum (yep, that’s the “taint”), with the heartfelt message: “Saw this. And it reminded me of you.”
Card Specs (aka the guts):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for your own anatomical insults
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdy enough to handle the burn)
Comes with a matching envelope
Card wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (eco-friendly, unlike your friend)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Great for birthdays, frenemies, or anyone who needs a friendly reminder of what they really are.
