About this Product
? "Injury by Sleep" – Funny Aging Birthday or Sympathy Card
Product Description: You know what’s worse than pulling a muscle while running? Pulling one while dreaming about running. This card is for the friend who can’t sleep without waking up sore, for whom aging isn’t a number—it’s a trap set by their own spine.
Perfect for birthdays, get well soon wishes, or just some solidarity in the "my body betrayed me" club. Send this to anyone who’s ever woken up and said, “What did I even do last night?” when the only culprit is a rogue pillow and time.
? Card Details
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand cut cardstock.
Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2)
Blank inside for your personal message (or pain management regimen).
Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card.
Card wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve.
Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope made from recycled and compostable materials so your card(s) arrives safe and sound:)
? Why You’ll Love It
A hilarious way to say “Happy Birthday (and sorry about your joints)”
Perfect for friends who still laugh through the aches
Doesn’t require reading glasses… but might encourage them
