About this Product
Karl Marx Birthday Card – “Get Back to Work”
Capitalism might throw you a cake, but Karl Marx has other plans. This card is for your comrade who hates birthdays almost as much as they hate unpaid labor.
Card Specs (the details the bourgeoisie don’t want you to know):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for revolutionary manifestos, snark, or union flyers
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick, twice as durable)
Comes with a matching envelope
Card wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (eco-friendly, comrade-approved)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ A perfect mix of wit, history, and rebellion — birthday greetings that Marx would approve of.
