About this Product
Description:
So. Word on the street is… You’d do what for a frozen dessert?
This card is perfect for that friend who would definitely sell state secrets for snacks. A suspiciously sweet way to say: "We need to talk," without actually having to stage an intervention. Great for birthdays, roasts, inside jokes, or just to remind someone their dessert decisions are being monitored.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on thick, premium 120# hand-cut cardstock (durable enough for shame)
Folded A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – compact, but loaded with sass
Blank inside, so you can offer your side-eye in writing
Comes with a perfectly matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve because we’re scandalous, not wasteful
Shipped in a sturdy recycled envelope that won’t rat you out
