Laser Engraved Acrylic Funny Garden Markers, Thirsty Bitch, Feed Me Seymour, Please Don't Die, Succa for You, Grow Dammit, I Wet My Plants, Garden Decor, House Plants

3-5 Days Production TIme

About this Product

These Funny Garden Markers are made from clear acrylic, and will make the perfect addition to your garden or house plants! Made to last, you can choose from 2 shapes and 10 sayings: #Thirsty, Thirsty Bitch, Feed Me Seymour, Please Don't Die, You Grow Girl, Kind of a Big Dill, I'm a Succa for You, I Will Survive, Grow Dammit, and I Wet My Plants. You can order these individually or you can order the entire set of 10. Each marker measures approximately 2 1/2" x 1 3/4" with a 2 1/3" stake.
Is your plant pun not listed? Choose 'Custom' from the drop down menu and type in what you'd like your marker to say in the Personalisation section. Please be aware that the more that is printed, the smaller the text will get.

Also check out our Vegetable and Fruit Garden Markers!

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For markers for your Flower Garden check out our new Floral Image Garden Markers!

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Meet the Maker

With a background in Film and Photography I've always loved creating. Wood working has long been a hobby of mine, and now I've learned so much about graphic design and laser cutting. Its exciting to see what I can produce melding these hands on and digital tools.

Shop Reviews (1)

I bought the Personalized Fish Name Sign and it was worth every penny! A Christmas gift for my bro's family and his MIL that live with them. "Heart and Sole"! I would definitely buy from them again!!

Christina M Bonnabel