About this Product
Product Description:
Celebrate another lap around the sun with a good laugh—and possibly a change of pants. This vintage-style birthday card brings the perfect mix of sass, snorts, and a gentle reminder that pelvic floor muscles are not what they used to be.
Featuring two roaring-with-laughter flappers and the brutally honest truth: "You’re at that age where if you laugh too hard, tears will run down your legs." Because nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a little bladder betrayal.
Perfect for your bestie, sister, coworker, or anyone whose sense of humor is still sharp, even if their bladder control isn’t.
Size: 4.25” x 5.5” folded (A2 size)
Material: 120# hand-cut premium cardstock (twice as thick as your grandma’s girdle)
Envelope: A2 envelope included—no judgment if it's also used for fan mail
Inside: Blank for your own funny note or adult diaper coupon
Packaging: Eco-friendly compostable sleeve, shipped in recycled rigid mailer that won’t bend (unlike your knees)
Why You’ll Love It:
Pairs well with cake, wine, and crossed legs
Vintage photo, modern sass
Ideal for “certain age” birthdays
Blank inside for custom roasting
