About this Product
Description:
When “hang in there” just doesn’t cut it. This card delivers brutally honest optimism in the only language some of us understand—explicit metaphors and unapologetic humor. Because life does have its ups and downs, and sometimes you just need a reminder that even the hard parts go limp eventually.
Perfect for breakups, quarter-life crises, mid-life meltdowns, or Mondays that punch you in the gut.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on ridiculously thick 120# cardstock—because flimsy paper won’t hold up to your emotional damage
A2 folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" – big enough to hold truth, small enough to pass as classy
Blank inside for your own dose of inappropriate wisdom or sincere support
Includes a matching A2 envelope and compostable cellophane sleeve
Shipped in eco-friendly, rigid packaging. Sustainability + sass.
