About this Product
? “Maybe Swearing Will Help” Encouragement Card
When life hands you lemons, scream profanities into the void. This card is for those moments when positive vibes just won’t cut it. Whether your bestie is rage-quitting their job, surviving another Monday, or just enduring the hellscape we call adulthood, this card delivers the cathartic cursing they deserve.
Front Text: "Maybe swearing will help." Surrounded by a poetic constellation of profanity — from “Sonuvabitch” to “Fuck Trumpet” (a true classic).
Inside: Blank — so you can add your own tirade or just a heart emoji. Either works.
? Card Details
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock
Folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
Includes matching A2 envelope
Packaged in a compostable protective sleeve
Shipped in a sturdy, eco-friendly rigid mailer
? Why You’ll Love It
Relatable? Tragically.
Swears for every occasion (even the weird British ones)
Perfect for friends who appreciate a cathartic F-bomb
Darkly hilarious and oddly comforting
Feels like therapy… but cheaper and with more cursing
Perfect For:
Coworkers on edge,
Besties in crisis,
Anyone who’s one “damn it” away from a full-blown existential spiral.
