About this Product
Product Listing: “Confidence of a Mediocre White Man” Sticker The motivational quote you didn’t know you needed... but kinda did.
Sticker Text: “Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”
Mood: Inspirational. Ironic. Unapologetic. Empowering. Basically, the TED Talk your therapist would host if they weren’t so professional.
Why You'll Love It:
For laptops, water bottles, feminist planners, cubicles, or your friend who’s this close to rage-quitting her job.
Bold retro bubble font with power-pose energy.
Gives off big “I’m charging for emotional labor now” vibes.
Because, let’s be honest, Chad never doubted himself. Why should you?
Details:
Die-cut vinyl sticker
Approx. 2.9" x 2.2"
Waterproof, weather-resistant, and bold enough to slap on a toxic work laptop
Matte finish for that "I'm not yelling, I'm just better than this" aesthetic
SEO Keywords:
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Stick it where it hurts—inspired egos and glass ceilings.
