About this Product
? Funny Retro Feminist Card – “Confidence of a Mediocre White Man”
The secret to unstoppable confidence? Channeling the audacity of mediocrity. This sharp, vintage-inspired card is the perfect mix of empowerment and roast, designed for friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs a reminder to strut through life like they own the place (whether they deserve to or not).
Card Specs (mediocre-free, high-quality guaranteed):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own mic-drop message
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than fragile egos)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-feminist approved)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, roast the patriarchy)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, graduations, promotions, encouragement, feminist friends, or anyone who needs a boost of audacious confidence.
