About this Product
This is Moonhoney, he is a bit of a free spirit and rejects your fat cat corporate world. He is in between homes right now and "just needs a couch to crash on for awhile" He loves playing bongos late night and refuses to wear his pants inside. Don't expect him to get a job or pay for anything, he is more of a self described "vibe guy". Ladies rescue this drifter and take him home. Only love from a good woman will change his mans irresponsible ways. You know down deep you can "save him, do it.
Lupo's Carving and Crafts
Meet the Maker
Lupo's Carving and Crafts - Step into a world where time slows down and craftsmanship takes center stage at our handcrafted wood carvings & crafts shop. Here, we specialize in the art of old-school wood carving and crafting, where each piece tells a story of tradition, patience, and skill. Our collection features an array of unique items. Every piece is meticulously brought to life by hand, ensuring that no two items are exactly alike.
How it’s Made
I carve a log into a real working birdhouse for the chickadees living in my yard. The birdhouse is inviting for local bird species, ensuring it's not just a piece of art but a functional home. These man of the woods birdhouses can serve as a bridge between the natural world and the spiritual, fostering a deeper connection with nature. You can watch me make it here. https://youtu.be/A67k2SaJhOM
Shop Policies
I make quality products but they are real wood. They can shrink and crack as they age or if they get moved too fast into different environments. I do stand by my work if there is a serious defect but will not refund for some cracking. It is a case by case deal and I decide like Caesar sitting on his throne watching gladiators fight for his amusement. Much like my love life, my heart has cracks but it should still hold together. Also like my love life there is only a 30 day window to bring things to my attention. After that your messages fall into a deep hole like Gandalf fighting the Balrog. I actually do this carving thing as a hobby so my crushing loneness is less noticeable in parties. So I don't really do what people call "a real business" and you probably will be sad if you expect me to act like one. Disappointment can only come from this line of action. Much like your ex I will tell you what you want to hear but really do nothing about it and ghost out. Happy shopping and may the odds be ever in your favor.
