About this Product
?? Eggplant Meets Donut Donut Card
Say it without saying it. This cheeky little number uses everyone’s favorite coded emojis to send a message that’s… let’s say, not safe for Sunday brunch with grandma. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, a flirt-fueled birthday, or just your standard Tuesday thirst trap, this card brings all the suggestive sass without a single word.
Front Design: An eggplant. A donut. Another donut. No explanation needed. (And none given.)
Inside: Blank — like your shame. Customize to your own level of inappropriateness.
? Card Details
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock
Folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
Includes a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, eco-friendly mailer so your spicy message arrives safely
? Why You’ll Love It
Doesn’t beat around the bush (pun 100% intended)
Great for flirty friends, spicy partners, or emotionally available sneaky links
Sarcastic, graphic, and wordlessly iconic
One card, a thousand dirty interpretations
Eco-friendly AND horny? You're doing amazing, sweetie.
Because nothing says “I care” quite like produce and pastries making suggestive eye contact.
