About this Product
Show your pride in Nebraska, the Cornhusker State!
• Unisex Size - Fit runs true to size.
• 4.5 oz., pre-shrunk Softstyle cotton or cotton/poly blend.
• Designed and printed right here in our shop.
• Most sizes & colors are in-stock and ready to ship.
♥ Orders ship fast from near the belly button of the USA
♥ Hassle-free exchanges
♥ International orders welcome
NOTE: All designs in Suzy Swede Tees shop are copyright Suzy Swede Tees©. All rights reserved. Designs may not be reproduced for any reason without express permission.
Suzy Swede
Meet the Maker
Life isn’t perfect, but there is always a reason to smile. Some days everything goes your way. On other days you have to dig deep and find the humor in life’s absurdities. Suzy Swede is here to help you find reasons to smile.
Suzy Swede was founded in 2015 by Suzanne “Suzy Swede” Oliver, a freckle-faced introvert with a warped sense of humor and a penchant for bad puns. It all started with the “Shit Creek Survivor” tee, inspired by a few tough years and a grueling divorce. I survived and now life has never been better. Perseverance isn’t for pansies.
When I’m not out embarrassing my kid in public or browsing through an antique mall with my snarky sidekick, Jon, you’ll probably find me in my workshop, jamming out to some Americana tunes, and thinking up new designs that will have you laughing so hard that tears roll down your leg.
Own a boutique or gift shop? Since 2016, Suzy Swede products have been sold in boutiques, gift shops, and vendor booths in all 50 US states and 4 countries. If you own a commercial brick & mortar store, an online store with a unique URL (no Amazon resellers, sorry), or have a consistent pop-up shop/flea market booth shoot me a message for wholesale ordering information.
Shop Policies
Terms
We keep a good stock on hand, so most orders ship in 1 or 2 days. If you are unsure of the size you need, please check the size charts and reach out if you still have questions. Many orders ship within 12 hours, so if you need to make a change after placing your order, (size or color, shipping address, etc.) be sure to get in touch with me as soon as possible.
Payment
All orders must be paid before shipping.
Shipping
Processing time: Most items ship within 12-24 hours, so if you need to make a change after placing your order, please contact me as soon as possible.
All orders are shipped via USPS. Contact us if you have any special requests or want to upgrade shipping. If you need your order by a certain date, send us a message before you order and we’ll work with you to ensure your order is on time.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. Suzy Swede is not responsible for delays due to customs.
Refunds and Exchanges
Refund/Exchanges: Occasionally there can be flaws in the printing, or the garments themselves. We check our garments before they are shipped, but if we missed something, you’ll have 14 days in receipt of your order to contact me about an exchange or refund.
Incorrect Sizes: If you find you have ordered an incorrect size, just contact me within 14 days of receiving your order. Unworn and unwashed garments are exchangeable
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