About this Product
? Obligatory Birthday Card
Because nothing says “I remembered” like the absolute bare minimum.
Front Message: Obligatory Birthday Card.
Inside: Blank. (What more do you want from me?)
? Why You'll Love It:
Perfect for your sibling, coworker, or that friend who texts “HBD” and considers it heartfelt
Dry humor? Check. Minimal effort? Double check.
This card does what it needs to do—no more, no less
✂️ Card Specs:
Printed on premium 120# cardstock (ironically more effort than the sentiment)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your optional attempt at sincerity
Protected in a compostable cello sleeve, shipped in a rigid recycled envelope
Handmade for people who barely make it to the party
Inconceivable Cards and Gifts
Dexter, MI
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