About this Product
? Funny Retro Birthday Card – “Old Age and Treachery”
Forget wisdom with age — treachery is the real advantage. This vintage-inspired card is perfect for roasting birthdays with glam and bite, reminding everyone that getting older comes with its perks… like outsmarting the young and eager.
Card Specs (treachery-proof):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own mischievous message
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdier than youthful enthusiasm)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-treachery approved)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, plot the schemes)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: milestone birthdays, sassy friends, glamorous schemers, or anyone aging with attitude.
