"One Day You're Young and Fun..." Funny Birthday Card

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About this Product

Young, Fun... and Turning Down the Music to See Better

Description:

One minute you're dancing in the club. The next, you're pulling into a parking lot and turning down the music—so you can read the building numbers.

This card is for your formerly-cool bestie who now groans when they stand up and complains about fonts being too small. Perfect for birthdays, gentle roastings, or just reminding someone that their youth has officially joined Myspace in the void.

Features a vintage driving queen with the exact energy of "I have a reusable grocery bag in every car."

Blank inside for your passive-aggressive nostalgia.


Why You'll Love It:

  • Printed on luxuriously thick 120# hand-cut cardstock that doesn’t age (unlike your knees)

  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Includes matching A2 envelope for easy guilt-free gifting

  • Packaged in a compostable sleeve and shipped in a rigid eco-mailer

  • Handcrafted by people who also can’t party past 9

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Dexter, MI
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