About this Product
Description:
Let’s be honest—Dad didn’t raise a quitter, he raised you. And sure, you might be the reason he sighs before answering the phone... but at least you're his pain in the ass.
This brutally honest Father's Day card is the perfect way to say “I love you” without actually saying it. It’s got just the right balance of affection and well-earned sarcasm—because nothing says “thank you” like a little emotional blackmail wrapped in love.
Inside is blank for your own heartfelt message, dad joke, or list of reasons why you’re still the favorite.
Why You'll Love It:
Printed on luxurious, double-thick 120# cardstock—because your dad deserves high quality, even if your jokes are low-brow
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")—aka the perfect fit for your emotional baggage
Blank inside for your own brand of chaos or sweetness
Includes a crisp A2 envelope and comes in a compostable cello sleeve
Ships safely in a no-nonsense, recycled mailer—just like Dad: practical and doesn’t do glitter
