About this Product
✈️ Parachute Friendship Card – Dark Humor Edition
Because nothing says “I like you” quite like admitting you’d absolutely hog the only parachute. This card is for that friend who knows you love them—just not enough to die for them.
Card Specs (aka the survival kit):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space to explain why they’re worth missing (but not worth saving)
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (double-thick and durable, unlike your friendship)
Comes with a matching envelope
Card wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (planet-friendly, because the crash will handle the rest)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ A perfect “just because,” birthday, or dark-humored friendship card.
