Personalized Funny Charcuterie Board, "If you can read this, it's time to go home," Cutting Board, Secret Santa, Funny Stocking Stuffers

We love our houseguests, we really do. But when it is time to go home, it is time to go home! Fill this board with your most pretentious meats, your sassiest cheeses, and let your guests enjoy. But when they can read what's under all that food, it is time to head out. If you'd like, I can personalize this as well. Add a family name or a wedding date, the date of a new house purchase for a housewarming gift, or just something sassy. Your personalization will go along the bottom of the board. These boards are made of engraved bamboo. Several sizes are currently available: Medium Plus - Approx. 12/13" x 9" Medium - Approx. 10-11" x 8-9" Small - Approx. 7-8" x 5 - 6"” PLEASE NOTE that these sizes and styles can vary. Further, your board may or may not have a handle, depending on availability. And occasionally, we'll get a "tiny" board in. They are a rare sighting but totally adorable. Sizes are approximate and the finished product may vary slightly from the photo as I use a variety of cutting board blanks for this project. A note about these Charcuterie Boards: These boards are cute, fun, and totally usable. But at the end of the day, please remember that you are buying a novelty board for under $30. If you are looking for more of an heirloom quality charcuterie board, I can recommend some other sellers that do fine work that will meet that expectation. But if you want something that will make a fun gift or a great laugh for your Charcuterie parties, this is the item for you. I say this because above all else I want you to be very happy with what you bought. And a friendly reminder: do not put bamboo boards in your dishwasher. ???? Custom requests are always welcome! Just message me with your idea.