About this Product
This wood carved raccoon was also hand painted. It is made from a maple tree that fell in my yard and was difficult to carve. A tealight can be added to the candle holder on the top so you can light the night as you and your trash panda friend go out to get into no good. This is about 9 inches high and 4 inches across. Ralph is recently single and down and out. He is in a tough place right now, his girlfriend ran off with his trash can and he has nowhere to stay. He told me he just "needs" to crash on your couch for a while until he can "find a job". Ladies you love a good fixer upper, take him home and make him into a good and honest man. He needs a strong woman like you to show him the right way to love again and keep him safe from the trash can of life.
Lupo's Carving and Crafts
Meet the Maker
Lupo's Carving and Crafts - Step into a world where time slows down and craftsmanship takes center stage at our handcrafted wood carvings & crafts shop. Here, we specialize in the art of old-school wood carving and crafting, where each piece tells a story of tradition, patience, and skill. Our collection features an array of unique items. Every piece is meticulously brought to life by hand, ensuring that no two items are exactly alike.
How it’s Made
I made this by power carving and drilling. I filmed me making the piece if you want to see the whole process here https://youtu.be/q2ykQe-ORX0 . This takes a long time to carve and is made with extra love.
Shop Policies
I make quality products but they are real wood. They can shrink and crack as they age or if they get moved too fast into different environments. I do stand by my work if there is a serious defect but will not refund for some cracking. It is a case by case deal and I decide like Caesar sitting on his throne watching gladiators fight for his amusement. Much like my love life, my heart has cracks but it should still hold together. Also like my love life there is only a 30 day window to bring things to my attention. After that your messages fall into a deep hole like Gandalf fighting the Balrog. I actually do this carving thing as a hobby so my crushing loneness is less noticeable in parties. So I don't really do what people call "a real business" and you probably will be sad if you expect me to act like one. Disappointment can only come from this line of action. Much like your ex I will tell you what you want to hear but really do nothing about it and ghost out. Happy shopping and may the odds be ever in your favor.
