About this Product
An Inconceivable Cards Exclusive: We’re not responsible for what your guests snort-laugh out their nose.
Front Message: “May the years roll off of you like Giuliani’s hair.”
Inside: Blank—because let’s face it, nothing tops that.
Why You’ll Love It:
Politely savage. Casually chaotic. Age-positive (for you).
Features the infamous drip-ocalypse of American politics.
Perfect for birthdays, retirement parties, or sending a not-so-subtle hint.
Printed on 120# heavy cardstock, because this much sarcasm needs structural integrity.
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside for your own shady commentary
Printed on premium, hand-cut, eco-friendly 120# cardstock (twice as thick as most cards, just like Rudy’s concealer)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a rigid recycled mailer—eco-warrior style
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