About this Product
? "I'd Call You a Cnt..." – Savage Vintage Greeting Card*
...But you lack the depth and warmth.
Because sometimes the gloves come off—but only after they’ve been dramatically adjusted by a woman in fur and pearls.
Front Message: "I’d call you a c*nt… …but you lack the depth and warmth."
Inside: Blank – Because some shade is better served without commentary.
? Why You'll Love It:
For the unapologetically savage, vintage-glam friend who’s got one brow raised at all times
Instant favorite for frenemies, breakup cards, ex-in-laws, or just for your own altar of pettiness
The perfect balance of insult and elegance (yes, that’s a thing now)
? Card Details:
Printed on heavyweight 120# premium cardstock that’s thicker than your ex’s skull
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") folded, with matching envelope
Blank inside to let your own venom or velvet shine
Packaged in a compostable cello sleeve and shipped in a rigid recycled mailer
Handmade with vintage flair and savage energy
