About this Product
Description:
Because nothing says “Happy Father’s Day” like reminding Dad that the first kid was clearly just a test run.
This snarky card is ideal for the second-born who turned out just right—and isn't afraid to say so. Perfect for sibling rivalries, subtle roasts, and declaring once and for all who Dad’s favorite should be.
Whether your older sibling peaked in high school or just never quite nailed the “not being a disappointment” thing, this card delivers petty perfection in the most loving way possible.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on luxurious 120# cardstock—because even if you weren’t the firstborn, you can still be the best quality
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5”)—perfect for slipping into a toolbox or passive-aggressively taping to your sibling’s mirror
Blank inside for your own jab or joke
Includes an A2 envelope and arrives in a compostable sleeve (because you’re not a monster, just better)
Ships flat and protected, just like your ego after family dinner
Great for:
Second-borns with style, sarcastic offspring who know where they rank (and are fine with it), or anyone who believes redemption is spelled: M-E.
