About this Product
A modern twist on the Bard’s most famous line, because when it comes to birthdays, there’s no escaping the truth: you’re older. This bold, colorful Shakespeare card delivers birthday wit with Elizabethan flair, making it the perfect choice for bookworms, theater lovers, and anyone who likes their humor with a side of iambic pentameter.
Details that make this card stage-worthy:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own Shakespearean roasts or heartfelt words
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick as most greeting cards, so it lasts longer than Hamlet’s monologues)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (eco-friendly applause!)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: Birthdays, theater buffs, English majors, book clubs, or anyone who deserves a standing ovation for surviving another year.
