About this Product
"Thou art more aged than a summer’s day."
Move over, Sonnet 18 — this parody birthday card gives Shakespeare’s classic line the snarky update it deserves. Perfect for bookworms, theater geeks, or anyone who can appreciate a little Elizabethan shade on their special day.
Card Specs (because details matter, even in iambic pentameter):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for your own sonnet or sick burns
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (as timeless as the Bard himself)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly bard-core)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Shakespeare wrote about enough forests already)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, Shakespeare fans, actors, English teachers, or anyone who knows aging is inevitable but humor is eternal.
